The Rant

All in favor? the eyes have it.

rhabb@whyingodsname.com (RhabbKnotte') — Sun, 08 Mar 2009 04:06:00 +0000

All in favor, the eyes have it.

Test Tube Baby n slow men working

rhabb@whyingodsname.com (RhabbKnotte') — Sun, 08 Mar 2009 04:03:00 +0000

Test Tube Baby n Slow men working

Famous Tattoos,.

rhabb@whyingodsname.com (RhabbKnotte') — Sun, 08 Mar 2009 04:02:00 +0000

Famous Tattoos.

Stealth Bomber

rhabb@whyingodsname.com (RhabbKnotte') — Sun, 08 Mar 2009 04:00:00 +0000

Stealth Bomber

No Peeping..

rhabb@whyingodsname.com (RhabbKnotte') — Sun, 08 Mar 2009 03:59:00 +0000

No Peeping.

Shoot an unarmed man.

rhabb@whyingodsname.com (RhabbKnotte') — Sun, 08 Mar 2009 03:57:00 +0000

Shoot an un-armed man?

Scavenger Airlines

rhabb@whyingodsname.com (RhabbKnotte') — Sun, 08 Mar 2009 03:56:00 +0000

Scavenger airlines

Falling Rock Zone

rhabb@whyingodsname.com (RhabbKnotte') — Sun, 08 Mar 2009 03:54:00 +0000

Falling Rock Zone

Pig Farm

rhabb@whyingodsname.com (RhabbKnotte') — Sun, 08 Mar 2009 03:53:00 +0000

Pig Farm

Moses and Hanging the Blinds

rhabb@whyingodsname.com (RhabbKnotte') — Sun, 08 Mar 2009 03:52:00 +0000

Moses and Hanging the blinds.

Mental Floss and Slow Men working

rhabb@whyingodsname.com (RhabbKnotte') — Sun, 08 Mar 2009 03:50:00 +0000

Mental Floss and Slow men working

Fowl Play

rhabb@whyingodsname.com (RhabbKnotte') — Sun, 08 Mar 2009 03:49:00 +0000

Fowl Play.

The Execution

rhabb@whyingodsname.com (RhabbKnotte') — Sun, 08 Mar 2009 03:47:00 +0000

It's all in the execution.

Eskimodes and Hot Air Baboons

rhabb@whyingodsname.com (RhabbKnotte') — Sun, 08 Mar 2009 03:46:00 +0000

Eskimode's and Hot Air Baboons.

Don't Drink and draw

rhabb@whyingodsname.com (RhabbKnotte') — Sun, 08 Mar 2009 03:44:00 +0000

If u drink don't draw. Nuff said.

Casper

rhabb@whyingodsname.com (RhabbKnotte') — Sun, 08 Mar 2009 03:43:00 +0000

Casper the Holey ghost.

Blue Bonnet Plague

rhabb@whyingodsname.com (RhabbKnotte') — Sun, 08 Mar 2009 03:41:00 +0000

Everythings better with Blue Bonnet plague on it!

Water Head boy and Golf

rhabb@whyingodsname.com (RhabbKnotte') — Sun, 08 Mar 2009 03:39:00 +0000

Here is the water headed boy that helped everyone across the desert and the golfer that doesn't kno his ass from a hole in the ground.

Savior Rising n a Whale

rhabb@whyingodsname.com (RhabbKnotte') — Sun, 08 Mar 2009 03:36:00 +0000

OK, caution Saviour rising, like the labels on the minivans with Baby on Board. And I said to dig a Well, not a whale.

Taxi-dermy & Ms. Parenthases

rhabb@whyingodsname.com (RhabbKnotte') — Sun, 08 Mar 2009 03:33:00 +0000

Here is my rendereing of Taxi-dermy where the taxi is stuffed and mounted on the wall and Ms. Parenthases slipped into a comma. C'mon, this is good stuff. Work with me.

My second pass at a cartoon

rhabb@whyingodsname.com (RhabbKnotte') — Sun, 08 Mar 2009 03:30:00 +0000

Come on now, Ballet parking? And eating the study guide to pass the test? Isn't this funny? Who can draw and make this look right?

My Cartoons, the first pass

rhabb@whyingodsname.com (RhabbKnotte') — Sun, 08 Mar 2009 03:23:00 +0000

I need a cartoonist who can draw my creations for me. I need it CHEAP. Let's partner up if there is any chance we could make some money.

But first I need to know if any of these are funny. I need some feed back. Please let me kno if any of this is worth pursuing. You have my future and my ego in ur hands.

Please slather up with lotion and be gentle.

Oh come on, hungry enough to eat a horse? And the right lane ends? That's funny isn't it?

What is it you don't understand?

rhabb@whyingodsname.com (RhabbKnotte') — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 20:23:00 +0000

What is it you don't understand? Should I dumb down the answer for you just a little? Would you like me to put my stuff in a coloring book so you can disregard common sense, scrawl all over the information and draw outside the lines? What colors would you need... red and black? Everything is anger and hatred.... SO THERE! Your world is black with red pain oozing from the open wounds and the SCREAMING...... oh god the incessant SCREAMING...

Then let me scream a little LOUDER.....

Would you like me to write it in braille so you can pound your forehead against the screen and read the words in the PAIN IN YOUR HEAD?

Would you like me to bend the answer onto the head of a branding iron so you can heat it to RED, a color you know well, and sear the answer onto the flesh of your ass, which is where most of your BRAINS are STORED?

Would you like me ferment the answer in my still until it is 200 proof and when you drink it the only brain cells left in your ass will be the ones that SPELL OUT THE ANSWER?

Would that help? I DOUBT IT!

But please feel free to ask me any questions. I am always open and ready with answers.

Faith and Belief

rhabb@whyingodsname.com (RhabbKnotte') — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 05:10:00 +0000

A Good Friend once told me "Optimism is never empty,..It is always loaded with hopes and possibilities, and when there are possibilities,everything is possible....Have Faith in God and in yourself...and everything will be fine". I tend to disagree, and here is why......

I have seen empty optimism and it is worse than pointless in that it can be destructive. Hopes and possibilities are intangibles, just like wishes and dreams; and they too can be destructive if that is all we have. And I think that it is BELIEF in God, not Faith. Faith is something he expects us to have and it is an Action Verb; it is something we DO! I will argue this point with anyone. If we have faith, then we have committment and a vision and nothing will stand in our way. It may be your Belief in God that gives you the Faith but you are the instrument of Faith! Faith is not believing that God will smite your enemies. Faith is smiting your enemies because of your belief.

Too many people say they have faith and then they sit on their thumbs waiting on God to deliver. We shouldn't get lost in our dreams, we have to wake up and live in our Faith. And Faith and Belief are two separate things and we should never confuse the two.

Mother

rhabb@whyingodsname.com (RhabbKnotte') — Mon, 01 Sep 2008 20:49:00 +0000

There was one time in a Shanghai prison when I had a much more intense, existential and emotionally draining experience then these last three weeks have proven to be...... but that's another story for another time; there may be kids listening.

For some this is an update for the rest this is an announcement; this is about my Mother.

For those of you that know me well.... Insane, bizarre, arrogant, opinionated, condescending, rude, the life of the party, preacher and eternal optimist.... I have been humbled.

My Mother is stubborn to a fault (good genes). She is also insanely physically fit for an 85 year old woman (some genes skip a generation). Last Monday evening, in a fit of lucidity, she made the decision that she did not want to live life as a stoke victim. She chose to die her way and we thought last night was the night.

We were mistaken.

Altho her mind decided early on to go peacefully, her body refused to comply. This is a warning to all of you health freaks! I intend to die younger and much quicker. I spent last night in the hospital with her, fully expecting it to be her last. I do not wish that experience on my much hated enemies; and you know who you are. I have never felt such intense helplessness in my life. I am glad that I have only had two parents, I could not face that again.

She has now been moved to a Hospice facility in Auburn. That is a good thing. As Martha pointed out, Auburn is where all the Saints go when they die (War Eagle). She is now on the doorstep and will have a short journey. The Angels are smiling!

To all that she knew and loved as family, and that includes Tony, Belar, Salvo, Bill and Saconda, you know that she loves you. Even if she was too freaking stubborn to show it (hmm, small self examination here). And steadfastly refused any offer of help, because that extended to Denny and me also. To the rest of you that know her only through me, she is so ashamed and offers her sincere apologies. She swears we (Denny and me) are not her fault or responsibility! Job (from the Old Testament) once sent her a condolence card and expressed his sincere remorse over the way God had treated her.

She is now in Bethany House in Auburn, in a coma. She could die tomorrow or next week, it is impossible to say. Her services will be at Perry Funeral Home in Centre, Alabama with burial in the Cherokee Memory Gardens in a Mausoleum that she already purchased. She will not be filed under the "T"'s for Tidmore but under the "M"'s for Mother.

I will let you know when that happens. I am sure this is a little too humorous for some of you; I understand. There once was a time when she did not want Denny and me to visit her at the same time. She could only take us in small doses and as separate medicines. However, I refer back to Monday night, during her lucid time, when along with telling us how much she loved us and telling us to tell everyone else that she loves them too, that she uttered her most profound statement in a while. "You both know that we have always loved each other very much; it just didn't always look that way".

I just wanted to let you know about the passing of a wonderful lady that just happened to be my Mother. I will update you when her body decides to follow.