All in favor? the eyes have it.

All in favor, the eyes have it.

Test Tube Baby n slow men working

Test Tube Baby n Slow men working

Famous Tattoos,.

Famous Tattoos.

Stealth Bomber

Stealth Bomber

No Peeping..

No Peeping.

Shoot an unarmed man.

Shoot an un-armed man?

Scavenger Airlines

Scavenger airlines

Falling Rock Zone

Falling Rock Zone

Pig Farm

Pig Farm

Moses and Hanging the Blinds

Moses and Hanging the blinds.

Mental Floss and Slow Men working

Mental Floss and Slow men working

Fowl Play

Fowl Play.

The Execution

It's all in the execution.

Eskimodes and Hot Air Baboons

Eskimode's and Hot Air Baboons.

Don't Drink and draw

If u drink don't draw. Nuff said.

Casper

Casper the Holey ghost.

Blue Bonnet Plague

Everythings better with Blue Bonnet plague on it!

Water Head boy and Golf

Here is the water headed boy that helped everyone across the desert and the golfer that doesn't kno his ass from a hole in the ground.

Savior Rising n a Whale

OK, caution Saviour rising, like the labels on the minivans with Baby on Board. And I said to dig a Well, not a whale.

Taxi-dermy & Ms. Parenthases

Here is my rendereing of Taxi-dermy where the taxi is stuffed and mounted on the wall and Ms. Parenthases slipped into a comma. C'mon, this is good stuff. Work with me.

My second pass at a cartoon

Come on now, Ballet parking? And eating the study guide to pass the test? Isn't this funny? Who can draw and make this look right?

My Cartoons, the first pass

I need a cartoonist who can draw my creations for me. I need it CHEAP. Let's partner up if there is any chance we could make some money.

But first I need to know if any of these are funny. I need some feed back. Please let me kno if any of this is worth pursuing. You have my future and my ego in ur hands.

Please slather up with lotion and be gentle.

Oh come on, hungry enough to eat a horse? And the right lane ends? That's funny isn't it?

What is it you don't understand?

What is it you don't understand? Should I dumb down the answer for you just a little? Would you like me to put my stuff in a coloring book so you can disregard common sense, scrawl all over the information and draw outside the lines? What colors would you need... red and black? Everything is anger and hatred.... SO THERE! Your world is black with red pain oozing from the open wounds and the SCREAMING...... oh god the incessant SCREAMING...

Then let me scream a little LOUDER.....

Would you like me to write it in braille so you can pound your forehead against the screen and read the words in the PAIN IN YOUR HEAD?

Would you like me to bend the answer onto the head of a branding iron so you can heat it to RED, a color you know well, and sear the answer onto the flesh of your ass, which is where most of your BRAINS are STORED?

Would you like me ferment the answer in my still until it is 200 proof and when you drink it the only brain cells left in your ass will be the ones that SPELL OUT THE ANSWER?

Would that help? I DOUBT IT!

But please feel free to ask me any questions. I am always open and ready with answers.

Faith and Belief

A Good Friend once told me "Optimism is never empty,..It is always loaded with hopes and possibilities, and when there are possibilities,everything is possible....Have Faith in God and in yourself...and everything will be fine". I tend to disagree, and here is why......

I have seen empty optimism and it is worse than pointless in that it can be destructive. Hopes and possibilities are intangibles, just like wishes and dreams; and they too can be destructive if that is all we have. And I think that it is BELIEF in God, not Faith. Faith is something he expects us to have and it is an Action Verb; it is something we DO! I will argue this point with anyone. If we have faith, then we have committment and a vision and nothing will stand in our way. It may be your Belief in God that gives you the Faith but you are the instrument of Faith! Faith is not believing that God will smite your enemies. Faith is smiting your enemies because of your belief.

Too many people say they have faith and then they sit on their thumbs waiting on God to deliver. We shouldn't get lost in our dreams, we have to wake up and live in our Faith. And Faith and Belief are two separate things and we should never confuse the two.